Preparing For Firstborn T-Shirts

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

The modern generation!

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Birthing Ball

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"It gets easier the second time."

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

'More syrup anyone?'

'Roly-polies!'

'Nest Accessories.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Cosmic!'

The Houseplants vs The Kids

She Had Enough To Drink.

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

'I know how to fix that!'

Code Red!

Baby Paparrazzi