Preparing For Firstborn Pillows

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

Madonna of the Pukes.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

The modern generation!

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Birthing Ball

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

Maternity Ward - Push Hard.

"It gets easier the second time."

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Nest Accessories.'

'More syrup anyone?'

'Roly-polies!'

'Cosmic!'

The Houseplants vs The Kids

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'We should probably think about baby proofing the place a bit.'

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

Code Red!

'I know how to fix that!'

Baby Paparrazzi