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'...and this is our cheapest fertility treatment.'

'We will need a hi-chair, a car seat, a crib, a play pen and a dressing table.'

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

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"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'She's just great with the children.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."