Preparing For Expedition Gifts

'It's OK, they're in training for their Antarctic expedition!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Tourist Directions

"I always like to have plenty of 'walking around' nuts."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"A textbook landing..."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

"... And this inoculation is to protect me from what on the moon, doctor?"

'California: Here I come!'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

'No. This is our top-of-the-line lightweight hiking tent. It's meant to be tight.

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'I'm just getting in a little practice for my fly fishing trip.'

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

CEOs are pushing further and harder...

Last chance to tell your bomb joke

The guru is on a book-signing tour. Back in 3 months.

"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"