Finding a gift for someone preparing a living will? Our collection offers funny and heartfelt items that bring comfort and levity during such significant life planning. Perfect for loved ones who appreciate wit and support during life’s serious moments.
Sadie dear, I think we need to discuss our living wills. Our whats? We need to talk about what to do in case something happens. Like what? You know, if we get sick, or incapacitated, or wind up in a very bad state. Not following. Some people have trouble facing the issue. Oh, you mean like New Jersey?
Cat and dog at a will reading.
'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'
Graph Your Relatives!
"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."
'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.
"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."
'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'
'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'
Contest of wills.
'... and finally, to my business partner I leave my corporate parking space.'
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.
Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'
"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."
"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."
"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"
"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"
"I love my George. He has a will of his own, and it's made out in my favour."
"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."
"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"
"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."
'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'
"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"
"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."
'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'
"You can scatter my remains at my ex-wife's apartment."
"Smoke, drink and womanize as much as you like but don't forget to update your will..."
'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'
'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'
'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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