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'I'm always on the edge of my Twickenham seat...I can't afford the full business debenture rate.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"I want my job back."

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Note to self: feathers.

Hmmm... what's my real purpose? Why am I here? - 'Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Let me guess!' - 'Go on, then.' - 'Is your life a homage mediocrity?' - 'Ouch.' - 'Quizzes are fun! Ask me more!' -

'Oh, no - that's just the prototype.'

Oil consumption.

World Demand Price Up

'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'

'Who crossed the road first, the chicken or the egg?' Francis has always struggled with philosophy.

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

The virtual vanity mirror.

'How come gas prices go up more in summer,when people drive more?'

The Why-Can't-This-Event-Be-In-Miles-Like-Other-Sports-In-This-Country 10K

'The company bought you a health club membership, and now you want to take sick leave?'

'The annual premium actually comes to more than your total coverage.'

'As Employee of the Month you get to be first on the elevator.'

'As a sweetner, outside investors in our property syndicate will be allowed in to use the bathroom.'

"Recruitment is a nightmare...We need to focus on the advantages of working here!"

"Listen, I just wanted to let you know you've got it all wrong. Yes, there's a heaven, but humans aren't allowed in. It's kind of a private club."

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'