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"It costs how much to join?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

La Table

Bubbly

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Money Bar.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Day Dreamer.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Have you seen these prices George!'

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"What's the best ailment I could claim to convince my husband that I need a luxury cruise?"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'