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'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

Infographics: the early years.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I think we overordered."