Prehistoric Punchliner Pillows

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I think we overordered."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'