Prehistoric Provocateur Mugs

Cave Painter

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The discovery of asparagus.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"I think we overordered."

'Jurassic Pork.'