Prehistoric Provocateur Mugs

Cave Painter

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Early photobombing

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The discovery of asparagus.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Money is the Root of all Evil.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"I think we overordered."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'