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"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Ancient Racing

"Any questions?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Geekasaurus.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

The invention of fire and the fire extinguisher

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

Don't move, Oog, me swat

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

800,000 BC: Yoog invents pockets!

Hunter-gatherers unclear on the concept

Unsecured Creditor, please help.