Prehistoric Financier T-Shirts

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

The discovery of asparagus.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Geekasaurus.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

The invention of fire and the fire extinguisher

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Oh yeah? Well, what if I were the first man on earth?"

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

800,000 BC: Yoog invents pockets!

Don't move, Oog, me swat

I've been on this green leafy diet for months...

Unsecured Creditor, please help.

Early Anaesthesia