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'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Savory Types

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Counting my Bonus...

The Personal ATM

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'We're e-bankrupt.'