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'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

Savory Types

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Counting my Bonus...

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

The Personal ATM

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Well so much for our policy of putting the customer second!"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

'We're e-bankrupt.'