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'What a thrill it is to finally meet you. I've admired your work for years!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Giant Monster in Bath

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Guess who's teething?'

Miami Mice

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'The penguin is upset...'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Young Godzilla.

Fishing

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Swinging through the jungle.

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'