Precision Gardener Pillows

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Bullseye!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Okay, dig that one up!

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Scales

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

Hipster Yard

Solar powered sundial

Genetically Modified Apples

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

When Accountants Rake Leaves

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

saving water

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

Business Widow's Revenge

"Mrs. Dillof ... Mr. Dillof?"

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � In 90 feet, do a u-turn � Riding mower GPS.

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

Ingenuity

This had the potential to get really nasty...