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'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

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'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"It's called being preemptive."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Trick or Treatment.

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Hazmat suit

Box of Tissues

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

"See if our visitor is wearing a mask and listen for coughing while the door knob takes their temperature!"

Transmitting Swine Flu.

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"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

Virus Travel Agency. 'Doorknob OK?'

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

'And when you taught my client to fish, instead of giving him one, did you ever stop to consider that he might be allergic to seafood!'

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

"Impressive brawl skills."

'Dressing the Salad. Why?'

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."