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'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

We have a dream....

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

A divided world.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Unsettlements.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Middle East Peace Process.

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Boss

"All parents fight."

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Middleast Peace

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

Fishing for Peace.

World peace...Guns 'R' Us