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'Bless this spinach, albeit the work of the devil.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

We have a dream....

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

A divided world.

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"All parents fight."

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

Middleast Peace

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Fishing for Peace.

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Liberia is left behind by a car guided by the 'Road Map To Peace'

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."