Prayer Leader T-Shirts

Bridgehampton Riding Academy

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

God Sneezes Out Creation

Golfing Bishop.

At the 2021 Religious Games

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A child interrupting family prayers

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Priest

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Ten Commandments

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Monk Prompt

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."