Prayer Candle User Pillows

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Punt Cake

Candle Portraits.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Praying mantis.

"Hoarder."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

Various Birds of Pray.

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Nocturne

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"Your candle has gone out."

Candle Size

Candlelight

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."