Prawn Enthusiast Gifts

'I wish you'd told me you were inviting them. Thomas hates shellfish.'

"I always knew you two would be perfect together...or with fries"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Desert Island Meals.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

hard-boiled egg...