Pratfall Appreciator Prints

Slapstick

Extreme Bungy

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

Scot holding a heart.

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Tortured Plank

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

An anti-gravity protesting astronaut

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Have you got it in beige?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Deadpan Delivery.

"Are you binge watching again?"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Chimney Sweep

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

It says he studied at the feet of the masters. Art Guide.

"There's an angry peasant mob carrying pitchforks and torches. I just assumed they're here to see you."

The pig playwrite.

'Our friends are getting married while scuba diving 10,000 leagues under the sea, or while jumping from a plane at 35,000 feet ,or while wild riding horses, so we thought we'd be different and get married in a church.'

Perspective Repair

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

What technique! What control! I don't get it. Work in progress.

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."

Animal writes.