Pratfall Appreciator Mugs

Slapstick

Extreme Bungy

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I speak Latin, you know."

Scot holding a heart.

Tortured Plank

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

An anti-gravity protesting astronaut

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Deadpan Delivery.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"You definately have a musical ear"

'I manage the old fashioned way. I just tell 'em: shut up and do as I say!'

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"

Chimney Sweep

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

The pig playwrite.

'Our friends are getting married while scuba diving 10,000 leagues under the sea, or while jumping from a plane at 35,000 feet ,or while wild riding horses, so we thought we'd be different and get married in a church.'

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."

Animal writes.

'My knees are killing me.'

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"