Plank Appreciator Mugs

Tortured Plank

Brickie's Mate

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'What if I promise not to look?'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Mt. Tushmore

Beer

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Plank

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

"You definately have a musical ear"

Barristers playing a joke

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

A parcel of postmen

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''