Prankster Parade Gifts

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'That's for false alarms...'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'It's the simple things.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?