Prankster In The Cubicle Gifts

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bo're'droom

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Everybody gets a raise."