Prankster In The Cubicle T-Shirts

Greg and Lee were having hours of fun with their photo copier breakdown remote control.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Bo're'droom

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"