Prankster Extraordinaires Gifts

"Jack! Are you sitting down?...Just curious."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"My homework ate my dog."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh Hi!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'