Praise Hunter Pillows

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Work/Life Balance

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Saxophone Player.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

YOU ARE HERE

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Musical Pondering.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Creative Juices

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

Claw Machine Head

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."