Praise Hunter Pillows

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Work/Life Balance

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Saxophone Player.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

YOU ARE HERE

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Musical Pondering.

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Creative Juices

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

Claw Machine Head

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

Seminars for Sycophants