Praise Aficionado T-Shirts

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Theatre Crowd

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Sitting in a tree

"Bravo!"

Valentine Day

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

You just keep giving.

Free love

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

A small heart within a big heart.

Bravo!

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

'It's big and it's yellow.'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Young Simon Cowell

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Seminars for Sycophants

"The working title needs work."

Having finished writing his latest 400-page novel, Anton Chekhov divides it into 32 short stories,

Love Mix Ups.

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Diners see restaurant signs; Grade A meals and Meals Without Comments.