Pragmatism Advocate Pillows

Add a touch of grounded wisdom to their space with pillows that celebrate practical thinking—combining comfort with thoughtful, real-world inspiration.

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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

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Drive-thru Church

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"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back." mockup

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.' mockup

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

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"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

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Put it in writing!

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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"OK, let's go to contract."

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Hazardous Wastes R Us.

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'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.' mockup

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

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"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!" mockup

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

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"Bob's more realistic."

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"Kids and grand kids squared away forever ago. All set with money. No energy for a whole court thing. So-o-o... maybe you just die?" "Whatever makes you happy, sweet cheeks."

"Kids and grand kids squared away forever ago. All set with money. No energy for a whole court thing. So-o-o... maybe you just die?" "Whatever makes you happy, sweet cheeks."

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