Practical Product Lover Pillows

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'I sent out for everything.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Focus Group Failures

Mall of ages

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'The old one fell apart.'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Mildred....is that you?'

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Bag for life and a bag for wife.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'Now a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers.'

Just stop (macassar) oil

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

The entire family

Anita Roddick

Drive Thru Police Station

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

"I'm in my other handbag."

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

"Wow. I've never gotten a bouquet of power tools before."

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.