Practical Product Lover Pillows

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'I sent out for everything.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

Focus Group Failures

Mall of ages

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'The old one fell apart.'

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

'Mildred....is that you?'

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Just stop (macassar) oil

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'Now a romantic gift is a new robe and slippers.'

The entire family

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Drive Thru Police Station

'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

"I'm in my other handbag."

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.