Practical Philosopher T-Shirts

A person offers thoughts and prayers instead of doing something.

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

Philosophy - who said it has no practical uses

As Dumb as Dirt?

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Thinking Gears

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Ban on Free Speech

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Historical memory is on life support.

The Googler

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'