Everyday Philosopher T-Shirts

Wear your wisdom with pride! Our 'everyday philosopher' t-shirts showcase witty quotes and thoughtful designs that celebrate curiosity and the love of ideas.

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Endless line mockup

Endless line mockup

Endless line mockup

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Endless line

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'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.' mockup

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.' mockup

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.' mockup

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.' mockup

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

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Torah reading on the subway.

Torah reading on the subway. mockup

Torah reading on the subway. mockup

Torah reading on the subway. mockup

Torah reading on the subway. mockup

Torah reading on the subway.

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'Toilet paper for example.'

'Toilet paper for example.' mockup

'Toilet paper for example.' mockup

'Toilet paper for example.' mockup

'Toilet paper for example.' mockup

'Toilet paper for example.'

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'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.' mockup

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.' mockup

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.' mockup

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.' mockup

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

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'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.' mockup

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

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Unloading Zone.

Unloading Zone. mockup

Unloading Zone. mockup

Unloading Zone. mockup

Unloading Zone. mockup

Unloading Zone.

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'What are you annoyed about now?'

'What are you annoyed about now?' mockup

'What are you annoyed about now?' mockup

'What are you annoyed about now?' mockup

'What are you annoyed about now?' mockup

'What are you annoyed about now?'

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STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!' mockup

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!' mockup

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!' mockup

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!' mockup

STILL LIVES - Toilet Paper: 'I'm absolutely fed-up with being ripped-off all the time!'

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'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.'

'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.' mockup

'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.' mockup

'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.' mockup

'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.' mockup

'Have a nice day... And I don't say that to just anybody.'

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'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!'

'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!' mockup

'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!' mockup

'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!' mockup

'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!' mockup

'What about my needs?' 'They're in the refridgerator!'

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"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?" mockup

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?" mockup

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?" mockup

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?" mockup

"Is this a good time to bring up a car problem?"

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The much more typical...Renaissance Man.

The much more typical...Renaissance Man. mockup

The much more typical...Renaissance Man. mockup

The much more typical...Renaissance Man. mockup

The much more typical...Renaissance Man. mockup

The much more typical...Renaissance Man.

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"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"I've figured out why my life is boring." mockup

"I've figured out why my life is boring." mockup

"I've figured out why my life is boring." mockup

"I've figured out why my life is boring." mockup

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

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"A few days in the life of pocket lint..." "Oh, hi Nickel! Hi Gum! Wanna hang out?" "Why is Lint talking to us?!" "He's still looking at us..." "Just ignore him."

"A few days in the life of pocket lint..." "Oh, hi Nickel! Hi Gum! Wanna hang out?" "Why is Lint talking to us?!" "He's still looking at us..." "Just ignore him." mockup

"A few days in the life of pocket lint..." "Oh, hi Nickel! Hi Gum! Wanna hang out?" "Why is Lint talking to us?!" "He's still looking at us..." "Just ignore him." mockup

"A few days in the life of pocket lint..." "Oh, hi Nickel! Hi Gum! Wanna hang out?" "Why is Lint talking to us?!" "He's still looking at us..." "Just ignore him." mockup

"A few days in the life of pocket lint..." "Oh, hi Nickel! Hi Gum! Wanna hang out?" "Why is Lint talking to us?!" "He's still looking at us..." "Just ignore him." mockup

"A few days in the life of pocket lint..." "Oh, hi Nickel! Hi Gum! Wanna hang out?" "Why is Lint talking to us?!" "He's still looking at us..." "Just ignore him."

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"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?" mockup

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?" mockup

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?" mockup

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?" mockup

"Wow, two hundred dryer sheets. Who will I even be two hundred dryer sheets from now?"

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"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?" mockup

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?" mockup

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?" mockup

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?" mockup

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

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"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?" mockup

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?" mockup

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?" mockup

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?" mockup

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

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Proof of life on earth

Proof of life on earth mockup

Proof of life on earth mockup

Proof of life on earth mockup

Proof of life on earth mockup

Proof of life on earth

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?" mockup

"Do you think the birds like me?"

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately." mockup

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately." mockup

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately." mockup

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately." mockup

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... " mockup

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

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"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!" mockup

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!" mockup

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!" mockup

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!" mockup

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

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"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

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Everyday Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Everyday Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of 'everyday philosopher' mugs for clever, inspiring designs that turn coffee time into moments of insight.

Everyday Philosopher Pillows

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Everyday Philosopher Prints

Decorate your walls with our 'everyday philosopher' prints, showcasing clever and reflective designs that encourage daily pondering and conversation.