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The hall of bad ideas.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Clown Wife

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Dog traps the postman.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Boardroom cream pies.

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"Sir, can I interest you in a luxury coffin?"

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.