Practical Fashion Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Joined at the hipster.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

New Suit.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A Macaroni in 1772

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.