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"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'Home Schooling'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Better times ahead.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'