Pr Connoisseur Pillows

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Men gossiping

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Love me little, love me long.'

Bathroom Fairy

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Moliere

"I said, you know why women talk more than men?" "What?" "I said, you know why women talk more than men..." "What?"

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Bookshop: Our Bestsellers - Empty Phrases

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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