Powerpoint Pacifist Gifts

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Give quiche a chance!

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

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"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

If cartoonists fought wars.

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

Executive MFA

Give Sleep a Chance

Bertrand Russell CND

"Sorry, Roger. The old laser pointer seems to be acting up again!"

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

"Hey guys, I don't want to worry you, but..."

Corporate urban legends

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

Gun with an olive branch on it.

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

No WAR!

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

Bertrand Russell

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

'Not another powerpoint sermon!'

'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

Give peace a chance: 'It's been done.'

Ban the bomb

Within the System

'Get ready for Hank's guaranteed applause line - 'in conclusion'.'