Powerpoint Pacifist T-Shirts

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Give quiche a chance!

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

If cartoonists fought wars.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Executive MFA

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

Bertrand Russell CND

"Sorry, Roger. The old laser pointer seems to be acting up again!"

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

Corporate urban legends

Gun with an olive branch on it.

A baby puts the fuse of a bomb out with its bottle.

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

No WAR!

'Sergeant! Wake up the lazer guided slaughter-bot. We have a mission for him.'; Reply - 'But he looks so peaceful, Sir.'

'A lot of successful politicians opposed the Vietnam war, Senator, but if you were actually a MEMBER of the Viet Cong....'

The less evolved forms of man are ashamed to be associated with a soldier.

"Tell the general that I see a potential weakness in the enemy line."

'You should know I like sales presentations the way I like my soft boiled eggs: three minutes and you're done.'

Give peace a chance: 'It's been done.'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

'Get ready for Hank's guaranteed applause line - 'in conclusion'.'

Ban the bomb

Anti-war cartoon