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'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

"I call the shots!" "Yes you do! You're my big boy!"

'I sort of miss the good old days, when might made right.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

The Master Switch

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Welcome to the future"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'He likes to power nap.'

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Desert Island BBQ