Power Prints

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"I deserve this and much, much more."

"I call the shots!" "Yes you do! You're my big boy!"

'I sort of miss the good old days, when might made right.'

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'That's the problem with absolute power, Sire. It corrupts absolutely. And it always seems to start with the fenders and door panels.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

The Master Switch

"Welcome to the future"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Here we are."

'He likes to power nap.'

The tooth fairy.

Toadstools

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."