Power Supply Geek Pillows

Dead Batteries

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"We're going to need more pets."

Nuclear energy.

'It's an old work injury.'

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

Wrong end of extension cord.

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Energy saving

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

'Hot enough for ya?'

Nostalgia TV.

'That's our latest in portables.'

THe remote for when you can't find the remote.

The Computer takes a drinks break.

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Gas Price

Back to School Specials!

'Power! Give me more power!'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

'For the last time, I am electric and I do not require wi-fi to listen to the land!'