Power Supply Geek Prints

Dead Batteries

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"We're going to need more pets."

Nuclear energy.

'It's an old work injury.'

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

Wrong end of extension cord.

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Big Quiz. -900. +4800. +7230. Ernie, can you believe he calls himself a "smart appliance"?

Energy saving

Beluga Cruise Lines ensured that its ships would never lose power.

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

'Hot enough for ya?'

The Computer takes a drinks break.

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.

THe remote for when you can't find the remote.

'That's our latest in portables.'

'Hell for Mechanics.' 'All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips.'

Nostalgia TV.

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

"It's nice and all, but it only holds AA's...."

Gas Price

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.

Back to School Specials!

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

'Power! Give me more power!'

That guy? He does static shock.