Power Structures Gifts

'Try to put yourself in my place... just try it.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Uh-Oh..."

"Now that's a win."

Turkish Democracy

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'You are here.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

You are here.

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

See District Directors

"The man who manages the worker."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Organization Chart