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'Try to put yourself in my place... just try it.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"Now that's a win."

"Uh-Oh..."

Turkish Democracy

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'I delegate, then I follow up.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"If you really want to get ahead you'll need to stop licking your own butt and start licking mine."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'You are here.'

You are here.

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

"The man who manages the worker."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"...and remember son. Don't let anybody push you around!"

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'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

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