Power Potato Prints

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

The Hypnotato,

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Football Fan.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Use it or lose it.

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

"Hibernation's over, Liam, football's started again!"

The Potato Man

"No more for you, spuddy, you're starting to get a chip on your shoulder."

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

"...and our cremation options include french fried, baked, roasted and hash browned."

"Where do you see yourself in five potatoes?"

Jersey Potato

'The Pharaohs had gold and jewellery as burial objects. When I'm dead, I want the TV remote control to get buried with me.'

Runner thinking about sleeping.

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place!'

'How come Edwards always gets to use the pointy stick?'

"It's his contribution to the environment"

'Come on, dad - energy efficient is the new couch potato.'

'Ben's disappointed. He thought it said 'stud'.' (Ed's Spud Farm).

'Running is a great form of exercise, even if it's only to get to the takeaway before closing time.'

'I'll have the absolute power lunch.'

'Here's your businessman's lunch, sir, and this gentleman is from the Securities and Exchange Commission.'