Power Observer Gifts

"I've been in public service thirty years, at great personal sacrifice to my family."

Election.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Barack Obama.

Too big to fail

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Facebook in Crisis

Austerity Egg Hunt.

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Peace at last !