Power Observer Gifts

"I've been in public service thirty years, at great personal sacrifice to my family."

Election.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Barack Obama.

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

Too big to fail

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Facebook in Crisis

"I love people-watching."

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

Nicolas Maduro

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Cornucopia of guns