Power Dresser On Holiday T-Shirts

'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Female Boss 6

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Frock Coat

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them