Power Dresser On Holiday T-Shirts

'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Do you like my little black number?'

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Female Boss 6

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

The Seasonal Styles of Gene

Frock Coat

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."