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"Darling! Will you ride my coattails as I raise politically!?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rude Snowpeople

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Am I through to the next round?"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Condoleezza Rice

"She's forgiven me."

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"Harold! You promised!"

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

"I DO like you. YOU don't like you."

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"

People Power

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

'Our cell phone providers merged, so we decided to tie the knot too.'

Old organizers never die: 'If anyone ever needed a union - it's you caretakers!'

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

"It makes sense for Elizabeth Dole to be at her husband's side, dear, but I think you should stay just where you are."

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

'And if elected I promise to take on 'the good old boys network'.'

"We never talk anymore."

"I really like your comic strip, Lela."

Cleaner lifting the globe from a statue of Atlas.