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"Darling! Will you ride my coattails as I raise politically!?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Rude Snowpeople

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Am I through to the next round?"

Another shot heard round the world.

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

Condoleezza Rice

'I'm a mover and my wife is a shaker -- it works out.'

"She's forgiven me."

"I DO like you. YOU don't like you."

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

"Harold! You promised!"

A man and dog are tied to parking meters.

"I have to admire the way you won that takeover JB, without losing any of your feminity"

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

People Power

'Our cell phone providers merged, so we decided to tie the knot too.'

Old organizers never die: 'If anyone ever needed a union - it's you caretakers!'

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."

"It makes sense for Elizabeth Dole to be at her husband's side, dear, but I think you should stay just where you are."

CEO washroom...private: 'Well, at least it's lonely in here.'

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

"I really like your comic strip, Lela."

'And if elected I promise to take on 'the good old boys network'.'

"We never talk anymore."