Powder Peak Performer Mugs

Experts only

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Rock Climber

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Skier flying past mountains

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

The Ladder to Heaven

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."