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"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'We call him Fungus cuz he grows on you!'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Pimlico

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

Footballer with MUM tattoo on Mothers Day.

'I think the box says something about seeking medical treatment if your tails is up for more than six hours.'

Then the mask mandate was lifted and we all had to get used to that again.

PoundStore

Yeah, I'm involved with the fashion industry. But it's not something I'm particularly prada."

'He took the first prize at the bird show, He ate the prize budgie,'

"His breed's too proud to beg"

'Mum...Dad...I'm Gaelic.'

'In your wildest dreams!'

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

"Ere Flo, do we add VAT to every item?"

Bermondsey

man with huge beard about to fall in a hole

Man at work with two 'out' trays.

'After reading this description you've done of our house, we've decided not to move.'

"Sir, I'm afraid we can't accept this as a form of identification."